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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • Rajtinka@lemmy.world
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    They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

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      “the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive

      If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol

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        That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.

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          They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.

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        oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)

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          God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

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            Calm down, Pol Pot

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        You’ve been hanging with the wrong gays

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      If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.

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        Someone’s thirsty

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          Brother I am living in the gobi desert here

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      “Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.

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        not typically but sometimes!

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      Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep

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      the gays

      this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy

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        Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.

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      Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.

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      That’s why I be going to Lowe’s.

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