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minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoThey were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
minus-squareCourtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up91·3 days ago“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
minus-squareFrowingFostek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·3 days agoThat’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 days agoThey’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agooh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
minus-squareYellowParenti@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoGod damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoYou’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 days agoIf you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoBrother I am living in the gobi desert here
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 days ago“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
minus-squareDerpenheim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoJust like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days ago the gays this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoOf course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoReminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThat’s why I be going to Lowe’s.
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
Calm down, Pol Pot
You’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
Someone’s thirsty
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
not typically but sometimes!
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
That’s why I be going to Lowe’s.