The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…
Shaharazad
Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it’s not the month they were born in, you can tell them “we liked how it sounded” until they’re old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.
It appears we are having a March
Then Mars/Mara it is!
You could also go with Aquamarine for the birthstone, which means seawater, lol.
People might just assume you play Honkai: Star Rail
Ides?
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This but you use the revolutionary calendar. Yes, Thermidor is a beautiful name.
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn’t important.
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
Can I use this name if OP doesn’t
Deep cut
Anyone who doesn’t name their child Enoby is a flammer.
Lemmy. Obviously
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If it’s a boy: Doug Damage. If it’s a girl: Doug Damage.
I’m definitely down with this. I genuinely pitched Danger Russ but couldn’t get it past the boss.
You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface

You’d need 8 siblings for Seven then, for Star Trek reasons
My goddaughter was going to be a Seven if she had been male, but she adopted the name as a teen anyways 😂🤷🏻♀️💜
Please just make sure not to go too crazy with “unique” names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way… it’s such a headache, and a whole lot of “we can’t locate your file” because someone wasn’t listening to me when I spelled out my first name.
there are >600 Jaydens, Jaeden, Gaeden…
Kiddie McKiddington
Chile Childers
Wehadababy Itsaboy
Wehadababy Itsaboy
It’s-a-me, your papa Mari-o. 🤌🤌
Spehgbert
Porald
Hinchcliffe
Mergan
Blettle
Shoap
Fragold
QuaneSir Digby Chicken Caesar Clem Fandango Aurora Dave
I’m partial to Chalupa Batman.
Dangerously close to Chicano Batman XD
hunter2
Weird to name your kid *******
how did you do that ??










