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minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 month agoEveryone has a plan until they get hit by a rock.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoEveryone wants to be tall, but they forget that Goliath went down after being hit with a pebble.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·1 month agoWith apologies for the pedantry, the sling stone was more likely "from the size of a billiard ball to a tennis ball.” and capable of “slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge.” So yeah, being tall doesn’t stop you from going down from the equivalent of being shot in the head…
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoTo a giant, that’s a pebble. 😌
minus-squareSaleh@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month agomost pistol bullets are pebble sized for humans
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoMost pistol bullets are shot from pistols, not slings.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoSo you’re telling me that dwarfs are immune to a thrown brick?
minus-squareteegus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agolower centre of gravity, less chance of toppling over
minus-squareSaleh@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoYou want to fall over. The more energy goes into moving you, the less energy goes into destroying you.
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIf you try to throw a brick at Bridget Powers, she’ll fucking stab you!
minus-squareRaivoKulli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWhat if your plan includes getting hit with a rock
minus-squareRaivoKulli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoNo but it just includes it, as part of it, not as the ultimate part
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThey better have some paper with them, or they’re beat.
minus-squarelemmyknow@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoGod bless the backwards parkers, for they know not what they do
Everyone has a plan until they get hit by a rock.
Everyone wants to be tall, but they forget that Goliath went down after being hit with a pebble.
With apologies for the pedantry, the sling stone was more likely "from the size of a billiard ball to a tennis ball.” and capable of “slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge.”
So yeah, being tall doesn’t stop you from going down from the equivalent of being shot in the head…
Exactly. Sling yes, pebble no
To a giant, that’s a pebble. 😌
most pistol bullets are pebble sized for humans
Most pistol bullets are shot from pistols, not slings.
So you’re telling me that dwarfs are immune to a thrown brick?
lower centre of gravity, less chance of toppling over
You want to fall over. The more energy goes into moving you, the less energy goes into destroying you.
I mean… more than Goliath.
If you try to throw a brick at Bridget Powers, she’ll fucking stab you!
I like that
What if your plan includes getting hit with a rock
Then their plan is complete
No but it just includes it, as part of it, not as the ultimate part
They better have some paper with them, or they’re beat.
God bless the backwards parkers, for they know not what they do