The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
/s
Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
Edit: Pull pants down. Sit. Pee. Pull pants up. Leave. I’m not saying I’m not washing my hands, but I’m not touching my dick either.
not even your stall neighbour’s ??..??
Apparently He’s not even locking the door.
I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
I’ve never understood not wiping.
I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.
Exactly! If you don’t wipe, you’ll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
Days? Gotta get that up to years/decades.
The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck
personally i eat other people’s shit every day
You make me proud, nutsack.
If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier
It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.
Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.
Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.
You guys have a bathroom ?
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.
I usually do, but when I don’t - because I didn’t piss on them
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
No that’s why you use a paper town (supposed to say towels, stupid autocorrect) to open the door
I prefer paper villages myself
Lol towels, dammit towels stupid autocorrect
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?
do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?
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lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it
I have no idea what swamp crotch is. It is surely the expression of a tainted soul.
When it gets humid down there. You know, like a swamp. Also I think this same group of people need to learn how close their butthole is to the twig and berries. Every fart is blowing poo particles all over the cotton dungeon.
A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”
He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”
gross and demeaning.
no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.
I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.
“look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”
what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.
Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.
As if germs can’t be present on your tshirts, wtf
Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.
There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.
Swimming pools are the most delicious genital and ass soup.
pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.
The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.
Disgusting.
I didn’t piss over my hands.
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
“covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.
I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
I’m freedickin’ that shit homie
Ever hear of sitting?
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
I don’t tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
Neither do i. But didn’t your parents potty train you?
I’m sorry, what???
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don’t even wash your hands afterwards?
*Sit and spray
You still need to lock the door
Nah it’s just me and my wife so I don’t even close the door, let alone lock it
Have you told your wife you don’t wash your hands?
bro uses gravity
Ever heard of washing yourself?
I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not
Do you only pee right after a shower?
Also those drops of piss left on your penis get absorbed by your underwear.
Who cares? That’s half the point of underwear.
wow
should just use a diaper with this logic. gonna give every girl you sleep with BV, no thanks
I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there’s a good chance that a little more would come out as you’re walking away (particularly as you age). It’s natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!
just wash your hands. its science.
you want pissy underware I guess thats all you.
Washing my hands or not (I do), has nothing to do with my underwear.
You’re touching your dick that has been inside your piss-soaked underwear.
My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not
Because his dick does not continue to be clean throughout the day. Guy is walking around with dick-piss hands.
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.
I’m vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
