liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoGreece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by onelemmy.worldimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1304
arrow-up1304imageGreece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by onelemmy.worldliquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up68·1 month agoHis shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoEh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off. Boom, done.
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoUnless your kid’s name is Samson
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoThey all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoWhy not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoYou still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoCould’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…
minus-squareWrufieotnak@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·30 days agoOh no, those are exactly the kind of twists the ancient Greeks loved: invincible doesnt mean unable to drown.
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.
minus-squarechonglibloodsport@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoOr just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.
minus-squaresomethingsnappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 days agoMain lesson is put the shield on the heel.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoSure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoBabies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBut wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoOk, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoOr just chuck them in completely
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.
Boom, done.
Unless your kid’s name is Samson
They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.
Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
You still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers
Could’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…
Oh no, those are exactly the kind of twists the ancient Greeks loved: invincible doesnt mean unable to drown.
I think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.
Or just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.
Main lesson is put the shield on the heel.
Or just don’t… hold it?
Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.
But wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
Or just chuck them in completely
Dammit.