And what’s your mothers maiden name? And your SSN?

White and black is Bishop aka Bishop bug, baby bug, and fucking asshole.

Grey is Rook aka baby baby or muffin when he’s in trouble (He hates it).

Cat-Cat, the cat. Gets called Catters, cat, dum-dum, fuzzy banana or fuzzy sausage. And Baby Cat-Cat.

OP, gathering secret questions clues to get all our passwords :)

5 cats. All black.

Batman, aka buttbutt, battyboombatty

Butterfly, aka princess skeeter, sneeder, skeets.

Edgar Vedder Allen Poe, aka eddie boots, smedley bootler, cuti-booties.

Gary, aka growler, the belly

Morgue, aka morgo the destroyer, morganza, morgy porgy, or morgz

My cat’s Government name is Tostada. With his full title it becomes Tostada the Toe Annihilator.

We call him Toast, Toasty, Toasters, Toaster Roaster, Toast Malone, or Toaster Strudels.

Used to have a cat named Bip Bimp Thrimp Bup Doodlebug Goose Sunnyside Up but I called him Shrimpy.

My cat is named Denise the Menace because she lives to attack your toes. Doesn’t matter if you’re sleeping, carrying hot things or running away from her. Your toes are HER TOES. She is a bully who will back you into a corner till she gets the nibbles she wants.

We exclusively call her BABY KITTY! Pronounced just under shouting levels because she is perfect and has never done anything bad in her entire life.

The tabby cat is Padfoot, aka Paddy, aka Paddycakes, aka Paddifer, aka Sir Paddington, aka Crabcake.

The black cat is Nox, aka Knock-Knock, aka Noxy, aka Princess of Darkness, aka Cheddar (Bay) Biscuit.

Her name is Margie, short for Margarine (the shelter named her that). I mostly call her creature, goblin, baba, monster, and grumpy.

Someone’s fishing for answers to a security question. Tomorrow we’ll have “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” 😁

Snagglepuss, Snaggles/Snags for short. She can be a lil shithead sometimes but I would die for her

This is “Oskar”. When we don’t want him to know we are talking about him, we use “Schnuffel”, which is derived from the german word for sniffing, “schnüffeln”.

Sure, my pets names aren’t used as a security question anywhere so my cat’s name is legally Meerkat but my grandma called her Kit-kat (I inherited her after both of my grandparents passed). I call her “little baby meow meow boo” bc I am a dancegavindance/Jon Mess fan.

I also had a boxer I think about everyday that we called Nevada and I loved telling people her name when she was alive. She was born in Nevada and belonged to a member of the Washoe tribe when I got her. Her full name, Running Acres Nevada Sunset.

I currently don’t have a pet. However, I do have a resident baby spider named Miles. I decided to keep him, because despite being the smaller than the tip of my finger, he built a very impressive web over 12" long.