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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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Straight to the point

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      I believe you mean “Black-Breasted Yellow Tit”

  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    Purple-headed purplebird…

    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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      I had to check and FFS

      violet backed starling

    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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      White-bellied purple tit

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        You mean white breasted purple tit.

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          White titted purple booby

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      Fr though that’s a cool bird

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Bird names are either this or “yellow-boobied titcock” and there’s no in-between

    • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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      My favorite is probably the Drab breasted bamboo tyrant

      • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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        What about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.

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    Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They’ve named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

    Edit: a word

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      Don’t forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

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        Relevant xkcd

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      Can’t beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

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      Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

      Where does the ‘A’ come from?
      The phonetic “faiv”?

    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      H+M = A?

      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

    • PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I’ve saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
    You got a good taste in jokes!

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      We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Happy to help! Lol

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    This isn’t everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.

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      Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling (“yellowhead blackstärling”)

      So, not that different, I’d say.

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        You do have a point. Seems like there are quite a few “new” names in each language and then some weirdly descriptive ones for specific birds.

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      In Germany we have lots of names that are the descriptions. Stirnlappenbasilisk ist quite descriptive…

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    My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:

    There’s a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it’s megacephalum. Totally a band name.

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      “Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it’s got a snake for a neck, what should we call it”

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    Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.

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      That’s really cool! But those hints don’t help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆

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        Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
        It’s kinda fun if you’re ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.

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        Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds

  • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world
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    “What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City”

    • don@lemm.ee
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      “… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

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    Wanna guess?

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      bubblegum ice cream flavored bird

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something

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      Lilac breasted roller

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      Pink breasted bluey chirp

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Ursus Arctos Arctos

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        Pica pica

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Chuuuuuuuuu!

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        Orcinus orca

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