- why does this image have built-in spit droplets - My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment - Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first? 
- Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off 
 
- It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture. 
- This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol 
- Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water. 
- Image so old it got moldy 
- It’s semen 
 
- Just open up notepad, start cleaning, and then use the resulting document as a word finder puzzle. Hell, if you’re really lucky you might write the next best selling novel. - Wouldn’t recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors. - Bah! That’s what editors are for! 
 
- They told me it was already published by Shakespeare. 
 
 
- Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged - Mostly only an issue for laptops. - Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back. - Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key. - Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it’s “not useful” - Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed 
 
 
- I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look. 
 
- You’re supposed to clean your keyboard? - I bought one with lights and it’s a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes. - How are your pubes getting near your k– - wait, no I don’t want the answer to that question. 
- Stray WHAT??? 😭 
 
 - There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one) 
 
- Unplug keyboard or turn off bluetooth.
- Clean keyboard.
 - ok but get this: I have a laptop  
- Unplug the laptop. Clean keyboard. - Or rip it out and clean it. - Rip and Tear until it is done lol - Best Buy said this isn’t covered under warranty. 
 
 
 
- Unplugging the keyboard requires getting down on my hands and knees, groping around to find a plug I can’t visually see, and probably dislocating my shoulder in the process. - And then even more luck required to get the plug I can’t see back IN, trying the USB every single way blind by feel only, and neither way wants to accept it’s the right one. - It’s an absolute last resort. - My keyboard has a detachable cable so you can just unplug it from the keyboard - I’m happy for you 
- same, mine is also USB-C on the keyboard’s end. 
 
- Its odd that keyboards don’t have USB on the back of them. Every other peripheral does it seems, but they usually come hard wired. 
 
 
- Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn’t clean. 
- deleted by creator - You’re supposed to take it to the Apple store, where they will charge you $800 to “clean” the keyboard, by replacing and throwing away half the computer. This is the correct user experience. /s - Apple hates making functional serviceable machines anymore. 
 
- I don’t clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw. - Chiaboard. - K-K-K-Keyboard! 
 
 
- Just lock the screen. The worst that’ll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something. - Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn’t know. - And in GNOME. In KDE, it’s Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it’s Cmd+Ctrl+Q. - My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don’t remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two. - Maybe it’s the other way around then, it’s muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites. 
 
 
 
 
- My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple. 
- Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down. - Sounds like a mouthwash company 
 
- Unplug it or turn it off if it’s wireless. Not that hard. - What is “unplug”? /j - It’s what happens when you trip over the lamp’s power cord, except for a keyboard. 
 
 
- I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don’t work. - I usually open vim. 
- Lock screen also works. 
 
- You could also just unplug the keyboard 























