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  • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world
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    Honestly for a lot of foods they’re really not a bad choice. They’re excellent for eating flavored chips when you dont want powder on your fingers, also grabbing things from jars

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      Chop sticks and Cheetos are a classic combo!

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      Teaching my Cheetos loving children how to use chopsticks has saved all my gaming controllers.

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      I use them for eating popcorn

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        But then you can’t shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

        • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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          found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

          Just saving some for later.

        • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
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          Gotta feed the roach homies

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            Aren’t those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they’re out of weed?

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      They are the best choice for salads. Eating salads with a fork sucks

    • Drewmeister@lemmy.world
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      my god grabbing things from jars how has that never occurred to me

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I’ve gotta find someone with a 3D printer locally who can make me those fingy chopsticks for cheetos. I’m tired of cleaning my keyboard everytime I wanna snacc.

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        Please do not eat food served via a 3d printed tool/plate/bowl/cup. A number of the materials that are used for 3d printing are toxic (cross contamination is likely even if the material has been changed), and the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize.

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          the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize

          That’s putting it mildly - every 3D print has tons of small crevices and imperfections even just from the layer lines alone, it’s just completely impossible to keep a 3D print clean between repeated food contact. Unless it’s sealed with resin or similar, but that’s also not easy to get right.

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          and the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize

          This is a big reason why I don’t like plastic dishware, cups, etc even when they are made with food-safe materials.

      • MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place
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        Check your public library, nowadays many often have a couple for the public to use

        • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          When I was in Toronto, yeppers. Alas I’m on an island out in the middle of nowhere. I’m gonna have to find a 3D print shop or make a friend lol

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            Alas I’m on an island out in the middle of nowhere.

            It’s nice to hear from you again, and to be reminded of your living situation somewhere near Trailer Park Boys and Man in a Motel

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    Who else goes through spoons quicker than any other utensils? In my household

      1. Big spoons
      1. Little spoons
      1. Chop sticks
      1. Knives
      1. Forks
      1. Butter knives
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      Long spoon. I love long spoon.

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          I can hear this image

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          That spoon in too big.

      • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
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        We call them Korean fighting spoons. Since it’s for reaching side dishes and sauces before others at the table

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        Found the backpacker.

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        I bought a few sundae spoons at a thrift store on a lark and holy crap are they useful!

    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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      Little spoons go first for me,. But yes, spoons are the ultimate utensil

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        Spork enters the chat.

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          Get outta here Popeyes. Your tines are too short to grab the meat, and your ends are too pointy to gather the last 5%. I’d end up full of styrofoam, pawing at a bone like a kitten if I used you. My fingers and teeth work 100x better than you.

          Even if I’m backpacking and I need to save weight, I’d rather have a cat-dog version of spoon and fork.

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          Splayd

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          I keep sporks in my car so if i’m starving after a shopping trip I can break into some grub.

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      I have a lot of condiments to scoop

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      Whatever falls into the sarlacc pit that is my garbage disposal goes first

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      i use what’s most convenient to grab… for instance i use a spoon, or even a fork, for making a pb&j far more often than a knife. there’s a better chance of those being out on the drying rack than a knife. if that means i’m eating ice cream with a fork, i’m eating ice cream with a fork - as long as it’s frozen enough.

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      Little spoons - by a large margin

      Forks

      Big spoons

      Kitchen knives

      Butter knives

      /I don’t use chopsticks

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      Depends on what I made that week. If it’s a soup or stew, spoons are the first to go.

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    Yes, but

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    Some fun chopstick facts: most chopsticks in the world (including China) are made in Georgia (the US state, not the country) because of the ready availability of cheap pine. One of the major reasons pine is so prevalent in Georgia (and in the US South in general) is slavery: cotton plantations in the pre-artificial fertilizer era tended to exhaust the soil after a few years, leaving pine trees as the only profitable crop that can be grown on much of the land.

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      Cotton is a destructive demanding crop. The post industrial era cotton farming has left swaths of land poisoned with arsenic and all sorts of nasties (chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

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        (chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

        This is caused by roxarsone in chicken feed. I think they stopped using it several years ago, but I’d expect that this has caused lasting damage in some places.

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        Anywhere you have trees there are chopsticks. The only time I use them is when I don’t have silverware in the wilds, either the wilds of the woods or the wilds of the endless wastelands of the automobile lands. Break off a couple twigs.

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    There are foods that just don’t hit the same if you don’t eat them with chopsticks.

    Ever tried to eat sushi with a fork? It just feels wrong.

    But if it’s a rice bowl, screw the chopsticks. Gimme a spoon.

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      I firmly believe sushi should be eaten with hands.

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        Japanese sushi chefs agree. Sushi is a finger food.

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        Makes sense. A chef’s hands touched 80% of that piece of Nigiri while making it

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        Can’t use chopsticks, eh?

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          It’s how it’s eaten. Usually.

          I highly suggest cooking and eating eggs with them!

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      Depends on the rice, sticky rice is really easy to eat with chop sticks, you can just generally grab anything and get a chunk. Medium sticky you can scoop up but non sticky/liquid sauce is a non-starter.

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      I eat sushi with a fork at least once a week

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      I used to eat sushi with a fork and it is possible. But that’s really about the only food that’s easier to eat with chopsticks than fork and knife.

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      Spaghetti with a fork fesls wrong

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        Spaghetti with everything feels wrong. The form factor is simply bad. It’s not like a garden hose, where you need it to be that long.

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          Nah it’s noodles, chopsticks just feel right with it.

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          It’s not my least favorite, but it’s a bit down the list. Penne is probably the best general purpose shape, at least according to these guys: https://www.realsimple.com/we-asked-chefs-which-pasta-shape-works-best-in-any-dish-11849324

          I’m a fan of rotelle and fiori as well.

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            I prefer Vesuvio and Cavatappi

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              Both fine choices, they are on the upper end of the scale for me as well.

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          Just break it up before you cook it.

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            I do, when I cook it :) still prefer more complicated geometry

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        Yeah it is much better when you suck them in one by one through a drinking straw

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      The thing people forget is that the bowl is part of the cutlery.

      It’s why the bowl is so small. You pick it up!

      Shovel that rice into your mouth like a pro chopstick user my friend. Stupid western table manners be damned!

      (I’m from a western country, I also dislike the silly rule that you can’t bring your face down to your plate/bowl if you’re eating something hard to pick up)

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    Sticking a fork in sushi feels illegal.

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      Only in Japan. It’s punishable by death.

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          OMG that took me WAY longer than it should to realize it was a joke. All the way up to the soy sauce I thought it was just stuffy and serious.

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        In Japan you eat sushi with your hands

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      I use it like a spatula :)

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      i don’t mind

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    I live in Hawaiʻi. We use chopsticks all the time. Itʻs just… what you do.

    Whenever we get takeout and they give us forks instead of chopsticks, my wife and I refer to it as “getting haloeʻd” (for those who donʻt know, “haole” is a Hawaiian term for foreigner that tends be used exclusively for Caucasian people). Thereʻs a general assumption that most whites donʻt know how to use chopsticks. Related, I was once at a Japanese funeral, eating poke and sashimi with chopsticks, and this sweet lady comes up to me and says “you use those so well!” It felt like the white-person version of “youʻre so well-spoken!”

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      I feel insulted when I go for pho and get offered a fork.

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      I stopped for dinner once at a Chinese restaurant in Mississippi run by people actually from China. I (white guy) used chopsticks and our server just stared at me wide-eyed for most of the meal. She said I was the first white person she had ever seen using them, and she’d been working there for years. That is Mississippi for you.

      I didn’t have the heart to tell her I’d learned to use them eating at Japanese restaurants.

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    I use them for pretty much everything because they’re marginally quicker to clean thoroughly than a fork

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    Chopsticks are the best utensils for eating chips(crisps in England). I love eating chips but i also love being on my computer. Why get chipdust everywhere when you can be clean?

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      I use it them when I douse cheetos with valentina. Two of the most finger stainingest foods known at this point in history.

      It’s like ambrosia for those of us awaiting cardiac release.

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      Your crisps have dust? How old are they?

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        I don’t because i use chopsticks

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    Plus it’s fun.

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    3rd reason: because it’s fun.

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    Once you learn to eat rice with chopsticks you become unstoppable.

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      *for sticky rice (other rice is impractical)

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        Idk man I can eat fried rice pretty well with chopsticks.

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        One grain at a time

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    The sure way for me to appear to be an amateur chopstick user is to use them.

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    For frying certain things they’re very useful for flipping or grabbing.

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    Because they are easier to handwash

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      But i don’t wash anything in a restaurant :(

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      Not markedly easier though

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