How I imagine textbooks look in the Idiocracy universe… which is slowly merging with our own.
This is from a religion textbook, teaching what Adam named these things in the garden of eden. Interestingly we get the word “fuck load” from this passage in the Bible:
“And Adam named the bees what he did, and so a gathering of them became a fuckload as Adam saw how many bees there were, and was pleased.”
Actual terms:
- conspiracy of ravens
- flight of pigeons
Ravens are smart, but I really don’t think they’re planning anything nefarious. Pigeons on the other hand…
Podcast of white men
Precinct of racists
Ah Martin Landau, the GOAT of goats
Shitstorm would actually fit pigeons nicely
I care, little voles. I care.
A fuck load of bees is correct tho.
LOL yes I’m all for mocking species-specific group names. Just say “bunch” or “group” and everybody knows exactly what you mean.
A bunch of bananas.
A group of people.
I like it!
No matter how many times I see this, “A 101.5 ‘The Hammer’ FM of Moths” makes me giggle every time.
A 97X bammm the future of rock n roll of rain men
Thank you for making me laugh on a day when I’ve felt so much anger.
A drawer of assorted, mis-matched screws and bolts of sea urchins
Wo-ho
Wo-ho
Can’t touch this
